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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:18

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

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-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?